April 27, 2012
#1063

Mizrahi designed sexy jackets, but his sequined veil was a flop.

(52 letters)

April 23, 2012
#1059

I improved my size XL jeans by sewing sequins on the back of ’em.

(50 letters)

January 27, 2012
#998

For fans of Project Runway:

Serving as Runway judge, Zac Posen became quite exhilarated by kaftans.

(59 letters)

January 24, 2012
#995

I look sixty pounds overweight squeezed into my fiancé’s blue jeans.

(56 letters)

January 18, 2012
#991

Jeff quickly bought Spanx tights for his oversized woman.

(48 letters)

January 5, 2012
#982

Non-sequitur week #4:

To excel in the biz of quiltmaking, just wear pants every day.

(49 letters)

November 2, 2011
#936

Expect to be amazed: I’m quivering on the front lawn, naked as a jaybird.

(56 letters)

October 11, 2011
#920

Visitors of Zanzibar don’t really require jackets: expect warm nights.

(58 letters)

September 30, 2011
#913

In a yellow toque, ex-chef Jim talked about vegan appetizers.

(49 letters)

September 22, 2011
#907

J.P. squinted at females in sexy bikinis: would any be crazy enough to love him?

(62 letters)

September 21, 2011
#906

Go squeeze flab into tux jacket, receive Bryn Mawr PhD!

(44 letters)

August 2, 2011
#870

Squeezed into an XS tube-top, Joy discovered men were flocking to her.

(56 letters)

June 21, 2011
#840

Klutzy foxtrotters hope sequined bums will divert dance judges.

(54 letters)

May 26, 2011
#822

Jacques knows I love dreaming about Fozzy the muppet in a tux.

(50 letters)

May 24, 2011
#820

Jack F. became acquainted with gloves in Zephyr, Texas.

(44 letters)

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