February 2012
18 posts
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#1018
Maybe the expectations about wide receiver Dez grew too quickly, Jeff.
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About Dallas Cowboys former top draft pick Dez Bryant.
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#1017
When Roxy moved to Zanzibar, Jeff squealed like a stuck pig.
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#1016
Enjoy the meal Vicky B. just fixed in sequence, starting with the appetizer.
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#1015
Ritzy Jacques & Phil nixed drinking wine from gravy boats.
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#1014
I’m equipped with butt jokes from gazing at racy Mix-a-Lot videos.
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#1013
Reality TV week #5:
Amazingly, Survivors work in concert, but then Jeff mixes the squads up.
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#1012
Reality TV week #4:
Project Runway quiz: ex-model H. Klum’s fave goodbye?
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“Auf wiedersehen,” of course.
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#1011
Reality TV week #3:
The X Factor TV program got buzz, likely earning judge Cowell some quid.
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#1010
Reality TV week #2:
On TV’s The Amazing Race, few players do exotic jobs quickly.
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#1009
Reality TV week #1:
Judy’s “Quickfire Challenge” was to invent an appetizer from Borax.
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For fans of Top Chef!
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#1008
Jack froze his lumpy warts before his evening date w/ a coquettish minx.
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#1007
Jeff Q. examined why strobe lights can provoke seizures.
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#1006
Jo’s drink: 1 oz. each - bee venom, lye, Liquid Plumr, & Gulf of Mexico water.
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#1005
Pittsburgh native Lozos frequently exclaims word jokes.
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To my friend Chris, the incorrigible punster.
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#1004
Esquivel! (with the exclamation mark) played beautiful lounge jazz.
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#1003
Timberlake/Jackson SB XXXVIII goof required playback with the zapper.
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Enjoy Super Bowl Sunday!
#1002
Five zaftig women boldly jump; expect earthquakes.
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#1001
Coach Z.’s joking reply: “What about the squad’s execution? I’m in favor of it.”
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January 2012
22 posts
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#1000!!!
Quite crazy: I’ve just dashed off exactly 1K web pangrams!
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Four digits!
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#999
Barnum joke: sixty-five clowns squeezed into the Peugeot.
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#998
For fans of Project Runway:
Serving as Runway judge, Zac Posen became quite exhilarated by kaftans.
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#997
I dreamt of bizarre sex involving WKRP’s Bailey Quarters & Jon from CHiPs.
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#996
Vapid Jo didn’t quite realize why kidsexchange.com is a flub.
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KidsExchange… KidSexChange… get it?
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#995
I look sixty pounds overweight squeezed into my fiancé’s blue jeans.
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#994
Thankfully I got my jumpy, crazed ex-wife to squoosh her stress-reliever ball.
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#993
The fight between Joy & Liz P. is like the six-million-dollar man vs. Sasquatch.
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#992
Gulp! Texans QB broke his foot, very much jeopardizing wins.
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(Actually the Texans won a bunch without their starter Matt Schaub this year!)
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#991
Jeff quickly bought Spanx tights for his oversized woman.
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#990
Amazing JV quarterback Phil found way. Six!
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#989
Realize that excellent marks qualify everybody for jumps in wages.
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#988
Jane followed Tarzan quietly, marveling at his six-pack abs.
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#987
My sex life is improving: just now the coquette Izabel winked at me!
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#986
John M. frequently levels a sexy gaze, calls dibs on Kewpie dolls.
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#985
Jeff realized that Equus play/movie is about acknowledging horse-sex.
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#984
I enjoy the lovable mix of Pez kits including Squidward.
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#983
Non-sequitur week #5:
Unfazed, Jim drowned in quicksand, or got exploded by the navy.
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#982
Non-sequitur week #4:
To excel in the biz of quiltmaking, just wear pants every day.
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#981
Non-sequitur week #3:
Quid pro quo: in exchange for a plum gov’t. job, she’ll walk your zebra.
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#980
Non-sequitur week #2:
Following a quick pizza, John Wayne vibrated at the wax museum.
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#979
Non-sequitur week #1:
Amazingly, Knoxville judge requests we beef up much.
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December 2011
22 posts
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#978
Does P.J. realize how often Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby’s Got Back” video is requested?
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#977
Celebrating the withdrawal of American troops from Iraq by lamenting Bush’s WMD fiasco that led to the war in an efficient pangram:
Which damn ex-prez gave Iraq fluke study job?
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#976
Q: Who’s the guy that made wacky cars out of jalopies on MTV? A: Xzibit.
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#975
Zach F. judged ex-QB Aikman was the Most Valuable Player.
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#974
When you’d expect amazing bravery, octopi just squirt ink & flee.
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#973
Words to the wise week #5:
Having mind just “like water” is my focus. Expert Suzuki’s book is required reading.
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Refers to this book.
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#972
Words to the wise week #4:
I know why ox-herding is a beautiful Japanese Zen device to quiet the mind.
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The Ox-herding pictures are a classic Zen learning tool.
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#971
Words to the wise week #3:
Walking from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil? Very bright: expect to squint.
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#970
Words to the wise week #2:
Big quarantine: exactly a dozen have lumps. Just keep far away.
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#969
Words to the wise week #1:
Carefully breathe in waves, exhale. Just keep using zen to quiet the mind.
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