September 17, 2014
#1686

How I fixed my job’s boredom: thinking of each pizza delivery as a quest.

(57 letters)

September 16, 2014
#1685

I know the hexadecimal equivalent of twelve is ‘C’, but eighty-four just puzzles me.

(66 letters)

September 15, 2014
#1684

As you might expect, Jeff, landlocked Zimbabwe requires no navy.

(52 letters)

September 12, 2014
#1683

The bizarre kid sent a proxy to the viewing of Jacques Tati’s Mon Oncle.

(57 letters)

September 11, 2014
#1682

My amazing bald pate shines like the extravagant jewelled crown of a queen.

(62 letters)

September 10, 2014
#1681

Jeffrey W. gave a quizzical look—he hadn’t expected a bombshell.

(51 letters)

September 9, 2014
#1680

Craig’s pizza delivery job isn’t sexy, but he makes a few quid.

(48 letters)

September 8, 2014
#1679

My new job required a commute in this freakin’ expensive gas guzzler!

(56 letters)

September 5, 2014
#1678

Jo froze some of the expensive wedding cake (brides frequently do).

(54 letters)

September 4, 2014
#1677

Jack frequently fantasized about having sex with Pam.

(45 letters)

September 3, 2014
#1676

When I’ve got a dark fez on, I expect the mob’s consequent jealousy.

(52 letters)

September 2, 2014
#1675

Becky heard frequent MVP Alex Rodriguez was juicing.

(44 letters)

September 1, 2014
#1674

Quiz: Jeff Goldblum plays a chaos expert. Do you know the movie?

(50 letters)

August 29, 2014
#1673

Having never brushed, Jacky’s teeth were a mix of fuzz & plaque.

(49 letters)

August 28, 2014
#1672

Jack B. quit viewing Mr. Rogers after the unexpected fly-unzipping episode.

(61 letters)

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