February 1, 2012
#1001

Coach Z.’s joking reply: “What about the squad’s execution? I’m in favor of it.”

(58 letters)

January 31, 2012
#1000!!!

Quite crazy: I’ve just dashed off exactly 1K web pangrams!

(45 letters)

Four digits!

January 30, 2012
#999

Barnum joke: sixty-five clowns squeezed into the Peugeot.

(47 letters)

January 27, 2012
#998

For fans of Project Runway:

Serving as Runway judge, Zac Posen became quite exhilarated by kaftans.

(59 letters)

January 26, 2012
#997

I dreamt of bizarre sex involving WKRP’s Bailey Quarters & Jon from CHiPs.

(59 letters)

January 25, 2012
#996

Vapid Jo didn’t quite realize why kidsexchange.com is a flub.

(49 letters)

KidsExchange… KidSexChange… get it?

January 24, 2012
#995

I look sixty pounds overweight squeezed into my fiancé’s blue jeans.

(56 letters)

January 23, 2012
#994

Thankfully I got my jumpy, crazed ex-wife to squoosh her stress-reliever ball.

(63 letters)

January 20, 2012
#993

The fight between Joy & Liz P. is like the six-million-dollar man vs. Sasquatch.

(61 letters)

January 19, 2012
#992

Gulp! Texans QB broke his foot, very much jeopardizing wins.

(48 letters)

(Actually the Texans won a bunch without their starter Matt Schaub this year!)

January 18, 2012
#991

Jeff quickly bought Spanx tights for his oversized woman.

(48 letters)

January 17, 2012
#990

Amazing JV quarterback Phil found way. Six!

(35 letters)

January 16, 2012
#989

Realize that excellent marks qualify everybody for jumps in wages.

(56 letters)

January 13, 2012
#988

Jane followed Tarzan quietly, marveling at his six-pack abs.

(49 letters)

January 12, 2012
#987

My sex life is improving: just now the coquette Izabel winked at me!

(54 letters)

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