May 17, 2013
#1338

I’m thinking a drop of vanilla extract will jazz up my bisque.

(49 letters)

May 16, 2013
#1337

John required a clever way to ask for marriage: a banner affixed to a zeppelin. 

(63 letters)

(Hat tip to Silas for inspiration.)

May 15, 2013
#1336

I quickly unzipped my jeans, exposing to the world my fava beans.

(52 letters)

May 14, 2013
#1335

Few even realize: to pick a lock requires dexterity, but to jimmy it, strength.

(62 letters)

May 13, 2013
#1334

If smoking his Mary Jane, expect frequent bowel movements & dizziness.

(57 letters)

May 10, 2013
#1333

Queen Latifah is a wizard compared to Lexington, Kentucky’s DJ Beavis.

(57 letters)

May 9, 2013
#1332

Jack realized big ships require very few examinations.

(46 letters)

May 8, 2013
#1331

Pasqual says, “I worked this moving job ‘cuz of the flexible hours.”

(52 letters)

May 7, 2013
#1330

The Alcatraz escape job involved a faux mask & digging quite a ways.

(54 letters)

A favorite.

May 6, 2013
#1329

Biz Markie caught wind of quite expensive jewelry.

(42 letters)

May 3, 2013
#1328

I squeezed my keister into jeans, proving how flexible I could be.

(53 letters)

May 2, 2013
#1327

Prize-winning blackjack champs frequently loved Roxy Music.

(51 letters)

May 1, 2013
#1326

Lazy Jacques bemoaned, “I don’t even know what upright sex feels like.”

(55 letters)

April 30, 2013
#1325

With movie experience, I quickly realized I’d get job offers.

(49 letters)

April 29, 2013
#1324

While in Egypt, Jezabel quickly found she liked sphinxes over pyramids.

(59 letters)

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